You see despite the argument being silly from the get go, I’ll play along and use their logic against them by sharing this video of the proper way to open a banana. (Hint you don’t use the “pull tab”)

I’ve digressed, the important thing is to hope that Angus T. Jones will find a mental health facility that will help him manage the mental illness known as “Kirk Cameron’s Disease.” I’m pushing for it to get included in the next release of the DSM-IV