Two breaking news items about the latest NASA mission from the Mars Curiosity Rover. The first is that the initial pictures taken upon its landing, like the human moon landing, were doctored. Unfortunately this picture was taken seriously by the Boston police (2007 ATHF bomb scare) and they’ve sent a unit to NASA and are using DHS funding to send a SWAT team to Mars.
The second piece of news is that NASA has also managed to start its mission to pollute Mars. Luckily for NASA the EPA doesn’t yet have jurisdiction on Mars.