What better day for bad ideas than Monday? I just received an email promo for a new product that’s about as revolutionary as cracked pepper A-1 steak sauce…Jagermeister Spice. Really. I just hope it mixes well with my cake vodka, oh wait, no that’d ruin the experience, they suggest it “demands a different method of consumption: either neat, or as a room temperature shot.” Maybe they’ll do a cross promotion with a ‘steak house’ that actually allows A-1 on the premises.
As far as I’m concerned the only thing Jager really has going for it is that it does actually have a pretty phenomenal logo.
By Igor Baranchuk, Moscow
One of the better tattoos i’ve seen in awhile. This is stolen from Vice who’s doing a series “Your Town is a Paradise” in which they’re encouraging peeps to send in debauchery in picture form to prove how gully and cool their city is. Bonus pic from the Bangkok submission-
Peeped this over at the Juxtapoz blog and reveled in its simple genius. But why it gotta be a white mug? At least the coffee is how I like my women, strong, black, and bitter. To cop your very own, head over to UncommonGoods and purchase away. They probably don’t come with cookies and/or donuts but they should.
This week’s maxim comes from Slug off of Atmosphere’s “Feel Good Hit of the Summer Part 2″
I ain't gonna tell you that you better not do it
But master your high, try not to abuse it
Stay away from me if your life's getting stupid
and please stop pretending that it makes better music
While drinking and smoking may be an enjoyable activity don’t fool yourself into thinking it fosters creativity and for Jebus’ sake keep your shit under control.
“Leak at Will” is free on the Rhymesayers’ website.
From Good Magazine’s blog, where good things happen, comes some helpful hints for the hobby drinker. Us daily drinkers are pro’s and never get hangovers. I lie. Still get them and they seem to get worse with age. So, this list can help us all. My favorites out of these cures are the sex and the coconut water. Sometimes together.
10 Healthy Ways to Help a Hangover
While it’s not something I’m proud of, I’ve got plenty of hangovers under my belt. See, despite all of my healthy practices . . . I’m just not that great at saying no to that third or fourth drink once I get going. Bless those of you who are—and damn those of you who are immune to hangovers altogether!…