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This is it.

Making ZzzQuil A Part Of Your Holiday Festivities
Wits – Julia Sweeney “Sex Ed.” Monologue


What Does the Face of an Ignorant Dumbass Look Like?

Thanks to the wonderful people at BuzzFeed we get an inside glimpse into the disturbing American subculture of white, educated but not smart, ignoramuses.

This subculture is basically in direct opposition of what America stands for and is actually one time i’m really, really glad NOT to see faces of diversity. Here they are seen holding signs with the ‘reason’ they are voting against same sex marriage.

Even though I’m totally against their bigoted stance, I’m going to give them a tip- if you’re going to be the face of a movement, have a solid leg to stand on. Answering a question with the answer ‘Jesus’ with no other justification is equivalent to answering any question with ‘spaghetti’ (yes, a nod to the FSM). And to the fine young gentleman who said “marriage is . . . not a secular issue,” don’t forget the separation part of the separation of church and state. How is it not secular when a life partner can’t visit their dying spouse in a hospital because it’s ‘family only,’ a time when they need the most love and compassion? And someone had the audacity to mention liberty? Take your advice and have yours your way and let others have theirs, especially when their liberty has absolutely no ill effect on yours whatsoever. You have every right to ‘believe’ we’ll all go to hell, you go right ahead. And we have the legal right to have our own beliefs.

(And just another reason I make an effort to vote)


Monday Maxim – Jimmy Hats

Jimmy Hats are now in style
Cos you can't trust a big butt and a smile
Some are dry and some lubricated
Many companies make and made it
So all you Super-Hoes, wear your hat
Cos drippin' Jimmies is straight up wack
Keep in mind about Jimbrowski

“Jimmy Hats” by KRS-ONE of BDP

The Magic Johnson AIDS announcement was huge when I was in high school. In fact I had a t-shirt that said “Protect your Johnson, no matter how magic you think it is – Condoms, Monogamy, Abstinence.” So you should remember you can’t trust a big butt and a smile, you need to trust in your jimmy hat.


Monday Maxim- Get Yours

"I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over
Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe
She didn't get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I'll be behind her
Waxing that ass like Rain Dance"

Ice Cube, “I’m Only Out For One Thang” Amerikkka’s Most Wanted

Sometimes its fine for two consensual adults to just get buckwild without a lot of baggage. And men, it really is splendid when an independent woman doesn’t get offended but two things: 1) don’t push it and 2) don’t ever underestimate or be surprised by a women’s right/want to hit it just as much as you.


Just in Time for the Weekend

From Good Magazine’s blog, where good things happen, comes some helpful hints for the hobby drinker. Us daily drinkers are pro’s and never get hangovers. I lie. Still get them and they seem to get worse with age. So, this list can help us all. My favorites out of these cures are the sex and the coconut water. Sometimes together.

10 Healthy Ways to Help a Hangover


While it’s not something I’m proud of, I’ve got plenty of hangovers under my belt. See, despite all of my healthy practices . . . I’m just not that great at saying no to that third or fourth drink once I get going. Bless those of you who are—and damn those of you who are immune to hangovers altogether!…
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