Archive for Drinking

Bleeps, LGBT and Identified

Bleeps at the right time make this a very different commercial.

A site with some great photos of DC’s LGBT movement.

Birthday, gender and zip? You are not as anonymous as you may think.

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

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If you’ve got a spare washing machine

One of these days, I’ll be able to file one of these posts that uses all the categories that you see under “Sorted Son”.

Guess my word!
Statistically improbable phrases
Heaven Will Protect The Working Girl
Please Don’t Quit Your Day Job
“I would be happier if I rode my bike more.”
Reverend Alicia
Monkey Versus Robot
Autechre & The Washing Machine
Street food, literally
Underberg
Pantone Pairings
Color studies
Long Exposure of Francesca Woodman (NSFW)
15 nations under a groove
House-specific real estate songs
Pizza dance ad story
“Give me a dollar, or I’ll spit on you!”

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Why Shouldn’t this Be Allowed?

I’m an adult. I live within walking distance of the location of the awesome vending machine that sold malt liquor. Unfortunately I didn’t get to use it and because people worry about “the kids” it is gone. :-(

When I get fuck you money I’m going to buy a vending machine for my house and fill it with malt liquor.
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Open Letter to Maker’s Mark

Dear Maker’s Mark,

I read about your supply problems and your solution of watering down your bourbon to meet demand. As such I’d like to apply for the much needed position of business advisor. Unlike your current business advisor I understand the basic concepts of economics such as supply and demand curves and how they can be used to determine optimized pricing. In addition I’m very good at drinking bourbon. I look forward to speaking with you more about this opportunity.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
Dan

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Sit down with a big cup of coffee. Click some links.

Lighter than usual this week, due to some fluing going down. Things are better now thanks to lots of fluids going down. Wordplay is sort of my profession. Sort of.

Learning Creative Learning
…and a response to Learning Creative Learning
Coatis attack, steal an orange
Monkey zoo
Mannheim-Luzenberg Wiesnfest 2012 — Die Graffiti Crew
More Mannheim graffiti
Rochester abandoned subway exploration
The End of the Line
Airships
The 1859 Carrington Event
“Jerome”
10 Fake Simpsons Words that Belong in the Dictionary
Stephen Colbert interview in Playboy
Entertaining windshield notes… for 12 pages.
100% Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich
881 Miles Just to Eat Hot Wings
The Boulevardier

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Regularly scheduled Saturday morning post

Oh. Hello. I am posting this from the past. Or the future. “Is all how you look at it.

Hell’s Angels of London, BBC 1973
Better to have glove and lost…
The Society of the Spectacle
Another film of a murmuration of starlings (See also List of collective nouns)
Edward Condon
Slow-motion destruction of power plant cooling towers
For 40 Years, This Russian Family Was Cut Off From All Human Contact, Unaware of World War II
liquid nitrogen margaritas
bread puns on Tumblr
Social media’s 2000-year history
How jeans are made
Mustreads
Steve Reich & Radiohead
Coin-operated-locker babies
Paperman
List of Super Bowl halftime shows
Old School Wikipedia Edit War
Words of the World
Karlheinz Stockhausen “Helicopter String Quartet”
Soldier Bear

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