Huffington Post has a post, probably just reblogged from elsewhere, 16 Signs You’re a Little Type A wherein they reenforce that everyone can fit into a box. Much like a horoscope one can easily read into these diagnoses. Rather than take them at face value I decided to have a little fun with them.
Waiting in long lines kills you a little bit inside.
I don’t wait in lines, there are not many events or items that warrant waiting in a line.
You’ve been described as a perfectionist, overachiever, workaholic or all of the above.
Overacheiver only because the competition sucks
You bite your nails or grind your teeth.
I used but it makes your fingers look gross so I stopped because I have discipline.
You have a serious phobia of wasting time.
Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted.
You’re highly conscientious.
Don’t think that because I understand I care
You’ve always been a bit of a catastrophist.
I plan for the worst and welcome the end of humanity.
You frequently talk over and interrupt people.
Most people don’t have anything good to say, I just don’t like motherfuckers, I haven’t meet too many motherfuckers I like.
You have a hard time falling asleep at night.
Nothing that a stiff drink can’t help
People can’t keep up with you — in conversation or on the sidewalk.
I’m usually three steps ahead of you in converstaion I skip the irreveleant details b/c you SHOULD be able to fill them in but you often cannot.
You put more energy into your career than your relationships
I learned to how to properly manage my time long ago.
Relaxing can be hard work for you.
NOPE
You have a low tolerance for incompetence.
Results or GTFO
You’d be lost without your to-do list.
You’d be lost with my to-do list.
At work, everything is urgent.
Nope, I set my priorities.
You’re sensitive to stress.
Stress free, if no one is going to die then it’s not that important.
You make it happen.
Yep, I get shit done.
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